A diver got fired for being too superficial.
In the end, he got re-hired because he was good enough at the bottom.
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A man comes into a taxi, carrying a hotdog in one hand.
Driver: "Hey, this is not a restaurant!"
Man: "Yeah I know that. That's why I'm bringing my own food."
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"Waiter, I'd like to get a table."
"Sorry sir, we don't sell the furniture."
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