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~~MicShazam~~ · 06-29-2017, 03:30 PM

A couple more really terrible ones before I go to bed:

What's the difference between a duck and a horse?
A horse can duck, but a duck can't horse.

What's the similarity between a kangaroo and a bottle of Pepsi?
Neither of them collect stamps.

06-29-2017, 03:30 PM	#184 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,636	A couple more really terrible ones before I go to bed: What's the difference between a duck and a horse? A horse can duck, but a duck can't horse. What's the similarity between a kangaroo and a bottle of Pepsi? Neither of them collect stamps.