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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.

"My friend's dead!! What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There's silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"