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Old 06-29-2017, 07:32 PM   #188 (permalink)
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A man walks into his bedroom with a duck under his arm.
His wife looks at him surprised.

Man: "This is the pig I've been fucking."

Wife: "That's not a pig, it's a duck."

Man: "I wasn't talking to you."
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