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Old 06-29-2017, 07:56 PM   #189 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by rostasi View Post
A man walks into his bedroom with a duck under his arm.
His wife looks at him surprised.

Man: "This is the pig I've been fucking."

Wife: "That's not a pig, it's a duck."

Man: "I wasn't talking to you."
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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