Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

I have been paying minor fare for the bus for like three years no questions asked after not being a minor, but that stopped today. Thing is, it was just hella whack and I think I lost it for something so minuscule and dumb. I got on and put in a dollar, my only one, then the driver told me I had to prove it somehow. Said I couldn't anymore so if I ride again I'll just pay full, but she wouldn't let me on after I already put the dollar in, so I basically just threw it away. I bought myself a nice drink before for like $3 and then all this rage kicked in and I chucked it at the bus window. Barely even had any. I was totally stoked about the drink, man, but I lost control for a second and then it was all gone. At that point I was just a man in hysterics crying uncontrollably on the ground and cursing the world for forsaking me and stuff like that even though I was kinda in the wrong for not paying full but still. You'd think they'd let me ride after I already gave my god damn only dollar.

They say don't cry over spilled milk, but for me the whole cup always falls over and shatters, so now there's spilled milk and glass all over the floor and I'm stepping on it and **** and cutting open my feet and it's a bitch

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You're a terrible dictionary.