Once my friend and I were drunk pissing in an alley and the cops caught us and said don't piss here the homeless sleep here. My friend said chemlawn is dumping poison on the ground in the suburbs. I immediately said "He's own his own. I don't want any trouble with the police." The cops told me to leave so I left his ass. He caught up with me later all pissed. I was like I ain't going to ****ing jail over that ****.
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