Three reasons why sex sucks:
1. It causes death
2. Woman dispose of feces too, which means some might have gotten stuck in your beard
3. It is responsible for the extinction of several million species of animals
Three reasons why Overkill sucks:
1. They haven't released a bad album, so they're making every other band look like ****
2. They say he died ten years ago but the list of victims seem to grow, they won't stop murdering
3. They broke up the Beatles
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