My friend said I got **** on his toilet seat from looking at the used TP. I was like of course I check the TP. I keep wiping until it comes up clean. How the **** else would you know if you've got the **** off your ass? I'm stunned to learn some people don't do this. Please discuss.
PS Some people don't even check their turds? The quality of my turd practicality defines the day.
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