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Old 07-06-2017, 09:39 PM   #17 (permalink)
Frownland
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk View Post
My friend said I got **** on his toilet seat from looking at the used TP. I was like of course I check the TP. I keep wiping until it comes up clean. How the **** else would you know if you've got the **** off your ass? I'm stunned to learn some people don't do this. Please discuss.

PS Some people don't even check their turds? The quality of my turd practicality defines the day.
After enough practice I generally know but still check about half of the time. I wish bidets were ubiquitous in the states tbh, that shit makes shitting so easy. Plus, if that dude brought it up, that's probably because he knows about the consequences of checking your work.
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