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Originally Posted by djchameleon
I swear one of my cats still treats me like I am a stranger after all these years. If we lock eyes and I call to him he will just walk away knowing full well that he wants me to pet him. He ends up doubling back a bit later squeaking like crazy for me to pet him instead of coming to me on command like all my other cats.
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Cats do not come on command: leave a message, they'll get back to you if and when they feel like it. Unless there's food involved. Or maybe string. Food and string are the cat equivalent of Instant Messaging!
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Being bored I naturally Googled "hitler porn" and what I got was some **** where a chick is being ****ed and fisted by a baby doll with a mustache and a giant didlo attached to its "pelvis". Who even thought of this?
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And I bet you thought those pictures had been destroyed, didn't you? Forgot even uploading them, didya?
