Spent the weekend celebrating a friend's birthday at his stepfather's huge country house.
Went to bed drunk yesterday, but not that drunk.
Had a dream that an evil car manufacturing company locked me in in one of their abandoned facilities and I am walking around in there, trying to escape. I also really had to pee, but couldn't find the toilets. Finally I found a balcony and decided to piss down from it. Standing there in the rain with my dick in my hand I suddenly realized that I wasn't dreaming.
I was out on the balcony in the middle of the night, wearing only boxers, pissing down into the garden.
Now I am haunted by visions of horrifically embarrassing what-if-scenarios.
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A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.
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