Lana del Rey: music for women in their 20s who still shop at Forever 21, make vague suicide threats on social media under usernames like "daddysbbygirl666" and repeatedly miss the point of the book Lolita
Meredith Monk: Pretentious gibberish that only elves and the restless dead can understand
Depeche Mode: Music for depressed, masochistic cornballs who love to bask in self pity and wear leather pants
Dead Can Dance: See above
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Originally Posted by MicShazam
Loreena McKennitt: Pretty nice music if you're 80 years old and get scared by sudden movements.
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I feel personally attacked!