I don't even really have an in. I go to work at Burger King, I come home, I do nothing, rinse repeat. I mean I guess I could hit on the middle-aged white chicks in the drive-thru, but I've never been any good at that kind of thing. And every single person who comes into my store is a 5 at best.
The only thing I have going for me is that I have pot (for the cops: jk). Empty women in soulless marriages need weed, right? And I can bum them a cig so they can relive their misspent youth. And tell them that the Joker was right and the human race is a rather dark joke that you can be amused by with a proper level of bored detachment?
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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