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Originally Posted by The Batlord
My mom went to upstate New York for four days, and while I'm happy that she gets to go on any kind of vacation, I'm home to water her plants. THE HANGING GARDENS OF BABYLON DIDN'T HAVE AS MANY PLANTS AS MY MOTHER!!! It just took me an hour to water all of them. Jesus Christ. And tomorrow all the plants in the front yard have to be watered along with the plants from today. I don't even know if it's worth it to have the house to myself that day.
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Moms love their plants. (Mine is the same way; she has this indoor plant that reaches the ceiling, and there was once a giant bug living in it that would launch itself out of the soil directly toward your face when you least expected it in the dead of night. So, at least you don't have to deal with that.)