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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre
They made Mary Jane into a black nerd in the new movie. And she constantly has this face like she got some really stanky pussy. I thought the other chick Penis Parker was going after was much cuter. Who was also black.
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Bro, **** Liz Allen. She was a minor love interest for like ten minutes when the comic first started, but I don't know if they ever even kissed. If you're gonna go scraping the bottom of the barrel for love interests then at least go for Betty Brant. At least they did stuff. I say **** it and give him Black Cat. Then at least once he's 18 she can seduce him as Spider-Man and then be kinda weirded out when she finds out he's a teenager. That'd be gold.