I hate people who don't look before turning. I almost died again today. Home, I was on the way. And some douche decided nope. This kids bombing a hill on a skateboard and you know what? I'm not gonna check my rearview mirror before turning. And thus adrenaline rush. Punch a window, jump off Diane (my skateboard, a friend calls her Die-Anne) who nearly was run over as well (an almost equal in magnitude tragedy) and a nice little slap of busted pavement on my feet in front of a parked car. Flirting with a kiss from death by the inch. Gee whiz. Way to ruin one of the best hill bombs in the city, you ****ing pole smoking **** face. So yeah. If you drive. Check your rearview mirrors for your friendly neighborhood skater before making a wicked sharp turn and almost killing us. Skater lives matter. ****er.
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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc
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