The bigger question is: Have you ever had a Q-tip shoved up your dick to check for STDs?
F: I have the clap waiting in my back pocket. But you have to earn it.
Bat, that was so beyond brilliant. Take the rest of the night off. You've earned it.
Ever seen this? Ridiculously twisted flick.
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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