So I answer the phone.
Me: Who the hell is this?
Caller: This is somebody calling from the Jordan school district.
Me: Why the hell are you calling me?
Caller: Do you have a kid named Dayvon?
Me: I really hope I don't.
Caller: Okay then, we must have the wrong number.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.
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