Okay, Qwertyy and Bulbasaur. As you wish. Here is an expletive free fanfiction dedicated to my forbidden love.
Mondo + Ori
Twas a chilled autumnal evening, crisp leaves floating solemnly to the ground as the wind kissed the faded grass. Appearing opposite each other on a hillside path, two travelers stepped onward until their paths did cross. Twas Ori, the wandering writer, and Mondo, the vagabond bard. As nods were exchanged, a sly smile crept across Ori's face. "Nice to see you," he said. "Tis a fine fudging day, is't not?"
"why dost thou insist on saying fudge all the time" asked Mondo. "it makes thee appear feeble in tongue"
"Why dost thou refuse to properly capitalize and punctuate? replied Ori."It makes thee appear feeble in mind."
"hey" replied Mondo, "say fudge all ye like" Smiling, he added "such profanity tis sure to make thine writings ever more popular with the schoolchildren that doth consume such drivel"
"So be it," replied Ori. "But at least my work is haply consumed by someone, unlike those disconcerting abhorations of yours that you call songs."
"go fudge thineself" replied Mondo. "i am loved by every man the world over"
"No," replied Ori, "that would be thine mother."
The two stared at each other, sparks of electricity crackling in the air. Suddenly, overcome by a wave of passion, the two lept forward and collided with each other, embracing one another as their lips drew ever closer...
To be continued in Part Two, coming Halloween (of 2099)