Originally Posted by Mord

My 17-year-old daughter is becoming quite the chef. She cooks all the family meals now, and this morning, she decided to try her hand at making breakfast cereal. So she wanted to make a chocolate cereal with cute shapes.

In steps my 14-year-old daughter to help. She starts cutting the cereal into dildo shapes. My older daughter banishes her from the kitchen and proceeds to make the cereal in shapes of diamonds, hearts, clubs, and spades.

This is breakfast cereal for the children (ages 8, 7, and 2), after all.

I loled.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.