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Originally Posted by hookers with machineguns
^ Well that was creative. I certainly haven't seen anything like THAT on the internet before.
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i'm pretty sure you have...i just love that song...it really touches the depths of my soul you know? oh who am i kidding, you don't know...no one knows me...i'm so lonely...my parents just dont understand...i hate life...life is pain...i think i'll go and cut myself now!
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God said, "Let there be light." And Chuck Norris said, "Say please."
For fun, Chuck Norris likes to visit Veterinary Hospitals. When asked if he has a sick pet, Chuck Norris flexes and says, "These pythons are pretty sick." He then kisses his pecks until all the ladies explode with orgasmic fury.
They say Jesus was conceived immaculately because there are no words beautiful enough to describe Chuck Norris having sex.
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