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Old 09-21-2017, 10:52 PM   #5380 (permalink)
Lucem Ferre
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Goddamnit. *punches baby for the sake of contrast*



Actually, that is a helpful, I might try that when they're not giving me anything.
They like smiley faces though. And when you ask about their day. I assume you won't deal with grumpy *******s that belittle you through out the call so just cheerful banter always helps. And if you find files that say "Hot Teen Porn" in their download history and they say, "oh my god is that child porn" just say "well, that depends on the age sir" and offer to delete it for them. Like I did. They also liked it when I was cocky. I called myself the most exalted lord of geek squad.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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