Originally Posted by Mord

My toilet is old and needs to be replaced. The plumber came by today and helped us choose a new toilet from a brochure. It's tankless, self-cleaning, and has a crapload of functions like ass washing and seat warming and whatnot. Comes out to $2300, including labor. He threw in some other features, like cushioned flooring for the bathroom, for free (he said it was because of the cuteness of our kids, but I think it's because I bought a $2300 toilet off him and paid in cash I had lying around the house).

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.