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Originally Posted by Paedantic Basterd
I got not one, but TWO great ****in' jobs this week. I am so excited to work again. My last paycheck was for $35 from those bastards that started ghosting me.
Job 1: Research assistant to a health lab at the local university. The hours are reasonable and flexible, the pay is greater than I expected (and increases with time), and I get to tinker with data again!
Job 2: Receptionist at medical dispensary. It is one of those coveted jobs where you get paid to dick around on the internet or Netflix all day. I just sit here, listen to music, and organize paperwork and they pay me for it.
Finally, I get to be a real grown ass adult again.
Also I forgot my password to here and was trying to login on the work computer for over two hours and it was enormous pain in the hole.
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Congrats, Ped. Delighted for you. What do you mean by ghosting you though?
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Originally Posted by Oriphiel
Welcome back. You missed out on a lot. Trollheart grew a second penis.
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I did. It's in the garden. I water it every day, try to keep the birds away from it. It's a lot of work.
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Originally Posted by Paedantic Basterd
Let's go back to the second penis thing for a minute. Troll, care to weigh in?
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I weigh 9st. Always have, probably always will.
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Originally Posted by Qwertyy
well 2 halves make 1 whole
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We're not talking about my hole.