Chula Vista

A bit cliche, actually. Kinda like:

A Batlord often sharts after ingesting his employee discounted Whopper, and a 12 pack.

A Frownland masturbates at least once a week while staring at himself in the bathroom mirror.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”