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Originally Posted by Kedvesem
This would have made me laugh if it were not quite so insulting. For you, or anyone, to imply that I would ever divorce my darling Sir is as infuriating as impugning my chastity.
It generally amuses me endlessly to read the screeds and attempted barbs of those who mock what they have never known. Clearly, you have neither given nor received, neither experienced nor observed, such devotion as my darling Sir inspires. I call him so, not because he forces me, nor even requires it, but because my love for him demands it. I initiated it, actually, and he permitted it because he knows how much I respect him. But this was simply too disrespectful of him for me to laugh, so instead I replied.
You have not known what it is to be so thoroughly loved, nor will you, for you lack the capacity to attract and retain even friends, let alone a lover. This is why, when the day ends, my darling Sir is neither lonely nor alone, while you--you are both.
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Where's that turned cheek, bro? But seriously, I'm sure you can understand why outsiders would find your family dynamic odd and even kinda creepy. And I do. But I also know **** all about your home life and have no right to know it, so I at least try not to judge more than I can help and treat you as your personality and what you put out there deserve, and no matter what goes on behind closed doors you seem an alright sort as far as the internet is concerned. So you do you, but just know that nothing on this earth will ever stop me from being as big of a cock to you as I would anyone else. Cause you have a stupid beard.
Edit: Oh **** I didn't realize that was you and not Mord, but I guess all that still applies. You have a stupid beard.
Edit to the edit: Wait when did I impugn your chastity? Is this one of those things where your idea of chastity is vastly different from my own?