Oh, OccultHawk. There was a guy at my old writing forum that would put you to shame. If he was especially lit up he would go after gays, blacks (even though he has a daughter from a mulatto), and anyone else who wasn't a clone of him. The funny thing is he's actually a pretty nice guy once you get to know him. Anyhow, he kept the forum entertaining for a long time.
However, I'm giving you competition so you don't win yet. I'm nominating the Batlord