Chula Vista

To his face, Putin assures Trump that Russia didn't meddle in the 2016 election process.

Yay! That's a relief.

In other news:

To her face, I'd assure Jenna Haze that I didn't masturbate to her a number of times during the 2016 election process.

Bet she's relieved too.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”