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Originally Posted by OccultHawk
I didn’t even kick in for the ****ing abortion.
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Which is pretty cheap since all it costs is a kick.
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista
Who you planning on masturbating to, tonight?
I'm proud of you if it's a chick.
I'm also proud if it's a dude.
Life is too ****ing short.....
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Probably just gonna watch the Lion King after a couple beers. You? Cause I know your wife hasn't touched you in over a decade. Or do you need a Cialis even for that?