Preface: Linda is a ****ing category 5 tornado in waiting at any given moment.
She can lie dormant for days, sometimes weeks. But when she erupts, stay the **** out of the way.
It could be cleaning out her closet, vacuuming the dog hair out of the house, scrubbing bathroom tile, rearranging........ well, anything.
Stay the **** out of the way.
Two days ago, and based on how ****ty 2017 has been for us she told me: **** Christmas this year. **** it. I don't want anything to do with it. We got nothing but ****ed this year. Screw it.
The tornado struck around 11:00 AM this morning. It's gonna be 100% Christmas in the Vista household.
I almost broke my back earlier taking down a huge package of decorations from our attic.
At this moment, I'm staying the **** out of her way. I did set up the tree though, and it looks killer.
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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