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Old 02-21-2006, 02:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
Mama Booze
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The untold truth of Jesus's long lost son...

At the last supper Jesus got a little drunk on the red wine and ended up copulating with Mona Lisa [[de vinci code, mothas! hehe]]...9 months later, Mona gave birth to a son...ashamed because Jesus had left her and she came from a very religious family, she left the baby on a wagon.

The baby soon grew up to be a teenager, and told the story of how he was Jesus' spawn.

And since he was left on a wagon, and that came to be his home, he came to be known as....

Hobo Jesus.
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