Chula Vista

I'm not allowed to put him on ignore because of his Mod status. I so wish I could. God, I so wish I could.

He should put me on ignore. But he won't because he simply loves jacking off while coming up with responses that will get under my skin as deeply as possible. His life is really that devoid.

Frowny: Put me on your ignore list (there's plenty of other mods to monitor my activity).

I dare you. I realize it would hurt your sex life, but it's the right thing to do.

*which is exactly why he won't do it*

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”