1) What is the best gift you've ever received?
Dogs
2) Worst gift you've ever given?
Pogs
3) Favourite holiday film? (and why is it The Nightmare Before Christmas?)
**** off.
4) What holiday traditions do you/your family have?
Typical cracker nonsense.
5) Finish the sentence, "All I Want For Christmas Is ___"
For the fires to stop.
6) ****, Marry, Kill: Tim Allen (in the Santa Clause), Chevy Chase (Christmas Vacation), Billy Bob Thorton (Bad Santa)
Kill real life Tim Allen, ignore Chevy Chase, and have a beer with Billy.
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