1) What is the best gift you've ever received?
A pistol
2) Worst gift you've ever given?
A colander
3) Favourite holiday film? (and why is it The Nightmare Before Christmas?)
Miracle on 34th street. Nightmare Before Christmas is overrated.
4) What holiday traditions do you/your family have?
We have wonderful traditions. We gather round our tree opening presents one at a time 'til my Jewish grandmother shows up and cracks jokes about kosher ham. Then she gives out the worst gifts ever because they were on sale.
5) Finish the sentence, "All I Want For Christmas Is ___"
An acoustic guitar.
6) ****, Marry, Kill: Tim Allen (in the Santa Clause), Chevy Chase (Christmas Vacation), Billy Bob Thorton (Bad Santa)
Lame question. So lame.
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