Originally Posted by rostasi

I was hoping that your wording was closer to this answer 'cause if it wasn't,
I was gonna totally defer to Chula's (or anyone else here who's raised children) expertise on this.
Also, the story is that the parents were never in favor of the daughter's relationship with the white trash dick dragon and
actually succeeded in convincing the daughter to leave him - the daughter doing a 180. The boner goblin didn't like that and shot the parents.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.