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Old 01-02-2018, 08:51 PM   #704 (permalink)
Lucem Ferre
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Kinda like that time the Satanists all turned up outside this guy's house, bowing and chanting. He went out to ask who the hell they were, and they said "We are your servants, dark lord." After some confusion, he was able to show them that their black bibles all had typos, and it wasn't Stan they wanted to worship after all...
No, it's cause most forms of Satanism is about self worship. Including LaVeyan Satanism which is the most mainstream form that we are typically the most familiar with.

Edit: And they always get pissy when you assume they worship Satan, like, bitch, what do you expect? You called yourselves Satanists, not narcissistic edge lords, it's a misleading title.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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