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Old 01-05-2018, 08:10 PM   #16 (permalink)
OccultHawk
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In different apartments there’s one guy that plays the drums and another the bass

They’ve both been at it for a couple years

I don’t even think they’ve met

They’re both exactly the same. They dick around on their instruments but never play anything. The drummer can’t keep a beat and the bass player has never once played a bass line. I’ve talked to both of them and they definitely aren’t fans of the avant-garde if that’s what you’re thinking.

I’m not a musician but what’s the point of dicking around at random forever? Why don’t they learn some scales or beats or songs or something? It’s like they’re both ****ing retarded but they’re not. They’re normal intelligence. They’re just completely directionless with their instruments.

Even though I can’t play any instruments I feel like I could still teach them. Like bass dude, this is a scale do re mi fa so la ti do

Drummer kick your bass drum at a steady pace click the high hat twice as fast hit the snare every second time you kick the bass drum

I mean wtf???
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