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Originally Posted by Frownland
I was trained by Bruce Lee's ghost for 75 years before I was even born. I can also ordain weddings.
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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre
My bus driver had a heart attack and collapsed and I had to call an ambulance. They kept apologizing for the inconvenience, but it's like, I'm only ****ing late for work, he's dying.
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Fair play to you for stepping up. That guy owes you his life.