Where I live if you meet a chick on tinder and you want to get laid plan on pretending to like bro country. You’ll go to a club with two rooms. One with a DJ blasting Florida Georgia Line another with some cute blond singing/rapping Sam Hunt. If you wanna get laid, buy lots of beer, drink at her speed, keep your eyes planted on hers, oh yeah be sure to park somewhere you can leave your car so you can leave with her in her car so it’s not “creepy”.
|