My [now-ex] wife caught me wanking once. She was sleeping, and I brought the laptop into the kitchen. I heard the bedroom door open and her walking down the hallway. I tried to cover up as well as I could. I told her I had found an old cache of videos and some of them happened to be porn LOL. But there I was, in the kitchen, in the dark, with a boner. I don't think she bought it LOL.
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