Originally Posted by Paedantic Basterd

I just ate a meat and cheese board in the bathtub, then threw a bunch of cheese in the toilet so I could see what it would look like after hours of getting waterlogged.

CAUSE I'M A ****ING ADULT THAT'S WHY

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.