1. If you were a dog, what breed would you be and what dumbass dog name would you have?
Hmm, probably a Labrador or a Retriever and I'd be called... (hmm, dunno actually)
2. What are you doin tonight, beautiful?
Nippin out for a few drinks in a hour - home - eat - lurk on here - wank - bed.
3. If you were in a Sophie's Choice situation where you had to choose whether your favourite living artist or your favourite living director dies, which would you choose?
Artist because I don't have one anyway.
(didn't specify on type, you dun g00f'd m8)
4. What technological advancements do you foresee over the next 50 years?
A **** load of these;
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5. What's the last thing that you purchased from a brick and mortar store?
Chewing gum.
6. When you die, who will find you?
Wally.