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Originally Posted by OccultHawk
I’m trying to hit De pussy but my cokehead neighbors are listening to hip hop
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I'm sure that's what you meant to say.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Either you have whack headphones or you should call in a noise complaint.
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or an airstrike
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Originally Posted by Chiomara
Everyone please meet Scully, one of my new and very troublesome kitty roommates (she decided to wake me up at 5 am by whining at my door)
 
 
This is the cat my new roommates described as "aloof" and "a bitch".
She falls/rolls off of things constantly. And now she's yelling her head off at my door again because I had the audacity to remove her from my air mattress. |
Super gorgeous!
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Originally Posted by Janszoon
Better idea: get a fox and name him Mulder.
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Then you need a Cigarette Smoking Dog and three Lone Meerkats.