1. If you were a dog, what breed would you be and what dumbass dog name would you have?
Golden Lab probably and likely something stupid like Goldie
2. What are you doin tonight, beautiful?
Who are you talking to? Not me, if you're calling me beautiful. But if you mean me, well I'm doing the usual; looking after Karen, then spending the rest of my time in my room. The neighbours have got used to the sounds of sobbing and the repeated "Why me?" coming through the wall by now.
3. If you were in a Sophie's Choice situation where you had to choose whether your favourite living artist or your favourite living director dies, which would you choose?
Both
4. What technological advancements do you foresee over the next 50 years?
Technology moves so fast, who knows? Probably realistic holograms of people. I don't know. I won't be here, so why would I care?
5. What's the last thing that you purchased from a brick and mortar store?
If you're including the likes of Tescos, then groceries.
6. When you die, who will find you?
Future archaeologists.
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