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Old 02-23-2018, 05:20 PM   #1970 (permalink)
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Album title: Back to Us
Artist: Rascal Flatts
Genre: Country
Nationality: American
Release date: May 19
Position in Discography: Tenth
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Have I heard of this artist? No
Average RYM Score: 2.40
Oh dear; I have a sinking feeling this may be Bro Country. Quite poppy to start with anyway, and three lads singing country? Hmm. Seems like they hardly wrote any of this either. Another warning sign, perhaps? “I Know You Won't” is (the first of many I feel) a nice ballad, but again it's not what you'd call country, not with all that orchestration and a very poppy/boyband feel to it. Yeah, **** it: this is bro country. Bro. Dude. Whatever. Lord help me. After the sublime excellence of the last album I'm dragged forcibly back to reality into the world of mediocrity and the lowest common denominator. Surely, with so many guns in the Bible Belt, someone could shoot these guys? You'd be performing a public service. And now I'll perform one of my own.


Check out more from this artist? Not a ****ing chance
Check out more from this genre or subgenre? Not a ****ing chance
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