Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

3 x bacon (grilled, dry cured, smoked)
3 x sausages (grilled, Lincolnshire)
2 x egg (fried or poached, black pepper on top)
2 x black pudding
2 x buttered toast (white bread)
3 x hash browns
2 x soda farl
One tomato halved and fried
Half a tin of baked beans

This is an ideal breakfast. Don't think I've missed anything.

To drink: tap water

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good