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Old 03-11-2018, 10:20 PM   #10214 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista View Post
Nice try.

Have fun flipping burgers tomorrow.

Alright, I'm gonna bite. (**** me)

Failed career: The owner and his wife laid off all 35 employees and only kept me. Vice President of Operations and Product Development.

No onions on that whopper son.
You spent your life working for a business that was destroyed by a multinational Chinese corporation, and you're still living in that fallout. And either this happened because of your own incompetence, or it happened because you decided to deal with people who were completely out of your depth.

Me? I know what I'm dealing with. Garbage.

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Failed marriage: We're getting along better than ever. Two grown kids, about to make around $300,000 net profit on the sale of our home, and will be actually ****ing like bunny's next weekend while you masturbate to old Keisha pictures. (have you seen what she looks like lately? Pretty gross)
There is no way on earth that your divorce is as amiable as you're making it out. Your wife ditched you without warning, left you with your mentally ill son, and is still your best friend? Please. If you're both cool atm it's because you haven't started dividing up the money and you and/or her are trying to keep an even keel so that she can take your ****/you hope she won't take your ****. I mean that nonsense about her inviting you to live with her? Really? That doesn't happen. Either you made that **** up or you're too big of a patsy to realize that she was bull****ting you. SHE ****ING LEFT YOU SO THAT SHE WOULDN'T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOU. Catch a clue.

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Failed winnebago: What in God's name are you talking about? Absolutely LOVE my new rig.

Time for you and frowny to find new material.
You just ****ing told us about how you paid good money for an RV you can't live in year round. I was here. I witnessed the posts.
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