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Old 03-14-2018, 12:53 PM   #16840 (permalink)
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Default The Inane Bull**** Thread

I was just standing in front of the bathroom mirror trying to find a possible ingrown hair in my mustache, but it was too think and while I could find the sore spot I couldn't find anything that looked like I could pop it or use tweezers or whatever.

So I walked out of the bathroom and realized that I had a free mustache hair between my lips. I pulled it out, looked at it, and tried to adjust it between my fingers because I couldn't see it that well. I guess I bent it between my thumb and forefinger because then, out of nowhere, it sprung out from my fingers like a flea and gave me a mild shock.
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