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Old 03-16-2018, 03:32 PM   #616 (permalink)
OccultHawk
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Some stories for Hawk...

Margaret: Part One

Margaret spent her days taking orders and washing dishes at a shitty diner, and servicing truckers in the back alley for extra cash. After realizing that she was making more money giving blowjobs than slaving for tips, she became a fulltime prostitute. Her new profession went well, until an undercover cop busted her, and she was forced to give him a cut of her profits and a blowjob every other day to avoid time in prison.

Margaret: Part Two

Margaret spent her free time pining over her neighbor. She was greatly attracted to him, but couldn't imagine that a guy like him would ever see anything in a prostitute like her, and never found the courage to tell him how she felt. She did her best to hide her feelings away in the box in her heart where she put all of her useless things.

Good thing she did. He was a serial killer.

Bob: Part One

Bob was an expert at his craft, having trained in it since childhood. He was by far the most skilled member of his field. He started a company after graduating college, and built it into an empire. A rival empire with more connections than his soon swooped in and performed a hostile takeover. A few days later, a mugger threw acid in Bob's face while he was walking his dog, permanently blinding him. His wife and family divided his fortune, and abandoned him.

Bob: Part Two

Bob became a beggar so that he could afford food. One night, an old friend from college came to visit him. His name was Jim, and his career as a botanist was going well.

While sharing a beer with Bob, Jim told him that he should pull himself up by his bootstraps. Bob finished the beer, and then beat him to death with the bottle.
Fantastic start to finish

Serious Question: why can’t troll do this?
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